What a hog! Bum! I can just look at a menu and gain weight. It’ll jump from the picture to my sides. In fact, my wife can look at a menu and I will gain weight.

Of course, I don’t swim 5 hours a day. I used to…but not any more. Now, I just eat like I am swimming that much each day.

His breakfast:

1. a large bowl of porridge;

2. three doorstep-sized sandwiches of white bread, butter, fried egg, fried onion, lettuce, tomato and mayonnaise;

3. a five-egg omelette

4. three slices of French toast liberally sprinkled with sugar;

5. three pancakes topped with chocolate chips;

6. two large cups of coffee.

Lunch:

1. 1lb (that’s a very large bowl) of pasta with tomato sauce;

2. two large ham-and-cheese sandwiches with more lettuce, tomato

3. four bottles of a proprietary high-energy sports drink.

Dinner:

1. Another pound of pasta,

2. large cheese-and-tomato pizza, a

3. four more bottles of the same proprietary high-energy sports drink.

What’s on your plate?

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Originally posted 2008-08-20 10:19:55. Republished by Blog Post Promoter

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