A Chinese Restaurant Owner Gets Married
A single Chinese man owns a restaurant.
One day a beautiful Chinese woman walks in.
He immediately walks over and asks her out on a date to which she agrees.
They go out for a while, and soon, the man proposes to her to which again she agrees.
However….”Yes, but before we do, there’s something you must know,” she says. “I have never had sex before, but I’ve read about it.”
The restaurant owner says that it’s no problem, and they get married.
On their honeymoon, the man tells his wife that since she’s a virgin, she can choose what they do first. 
She says “Oh, my most honorable husband. I am honored to be your wife, even though I have never had the sex, I have read about it. So, I have chosen to have 69.”
The husband looks confused, and after thinking about it, he says “You want.. the beef and broccoli?”
What is your favorite? A restaurant order that is?
Originally posted 2008-09-24 13:34:17. Republished by Blog Post Promoter
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